Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The challenge

I am shorter than my brothers. I am younger than my brothers. They both have girlfriends, have interest in accounting, play basketball, and do a lot of cool things. However, I am better than my brothers. I am not arrogant, I just know that to be a true fact, Paul and Jack are not as good as I am.

Paul is on a quest to become "skinny strong" a concept I do not understand, but you can read all about it on his blog. He is trying to pump himself up, being more in shape, that is good and all but I am better. Here's my challenge:
Before Paul leaves home and goes back to college I want to compete against him in the Marine Corps Physical Fitness Test, to see who gets the higher score. I am confident I will beat him.

Jack is on a quest to run a marathon, all because it is there. He is chronicling his journey on his own blog. He might be trying to qualify for Boston, I'm not sure all I know is that I will run the same marathon, and I will beat him.

This is also the first time the challenge has been given. Due to my obvious superiority I do not know if they will accept. If they don't accept then I will be using this blog to question their masculinity until they do accept. If they do accept then this will be used so the American People can find out how they, like me, can be better than their brothers.

1 comment:

Jack said...

How is it fair to race in a marathon? If we do that, we also have to play one-on-one basektball as well.

I will race you in the marine test. You can't beat me in that.